May 2010
“Whoever invented calories is gonna get their faced fucked with ice cream cake.”
– the Sleep Talkin` Man
May 26th
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May 26th
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It's wonderful to know that I've made a difference...
Don’t move! I’ll never forget you. ♥ (;
May 26th
Dumplings
It’s times like these when I crave dumplings. It’s 12:53 AM. I’m such a fatass. _ _”
May 25th
Bustin` into Song
You know what happens when you leave OA judges to wait for a never-coming speaker? College talk. Battle of burning burns. And we start singing “Billionaire.” Wildest finals I’ve ever been in. Definitely a round i won’t forget. Blown away. What a great way to end the speech season. (; CONGRATS TO ALL NOVICES! You guys were awesome. :D
May 23rd
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May 18th
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122 Things to do Before the School Year Ends.  →
1. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor. 2. If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you. 3. Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School. 4. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on...
May 17th
Listenwilsontranglr: Michael Bublé - Everything ♥
May 17th
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Lesson #5
Watch the words that come out of your mouth. Constructive criticism is one thing, but you need to watch your tone. It’s not funny; your arrogance is glaring. Any more comments like that will get you into trouble.
May 12th
"Anyway," not "Anyways"
Apparently, there’s no such thing as “anyways.” :o A grammar lesson brought to you by Anna Trinh.
May 11th
May 11th
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Lesson #4
To truly love someone is to let them into your weird little world, to let them know all of your idiosyncrasies and peccadilloes. That’s love. I learned this from a movie. Sweet, touching, inspiring “Good Will Hunting.”
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May 7th
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May 6th
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Lesson #3
Just because summer is near, doesn’t mean you should slack off. I worry now. :/
May 6th
Lesson #2
When making pre-made cookie dough in mini ovens, you don’t need the high temperature or time as it says on the directions; turn it down a bit or they’ll burn.
May 3rd
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May 2nd